// today’s New Yorker headlines//

Why We Still Need Affirmative Action - Helping Marginally Talented White Pop Artists Avoid a Life of Mediocrity

The Usefulness of Tweeting ThoughtsWhat Forward-Thinking Twitter Users are Doing to Avert an NSA-sponsored Cybernetic Holocaust

A Secret History of Privacy - The Sustainable Pornography Movement that Sparked a Revolution

Yeezus Has Arrived - The Self-Proclaimed God’s Son’s Godson, Blue Ivy Carter, Takes Kaidence Donda West to Task in This New Yorker Infant Blog Exclusive

Big Brother in Silicon Valley - Our Literary Editor, Vacationing in California, Really Phones It In With This Irrelevant Review of the Aldous Huxley Classic